Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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