i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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