At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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