Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Fuck appropriateness.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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