508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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