we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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