I'm going to jail i love you
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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