Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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