Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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