Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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