i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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