okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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