I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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