I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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