Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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