Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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