Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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