We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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