Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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