kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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