ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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