Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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