So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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