Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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