You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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