I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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