Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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