What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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