All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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