so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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