Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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