I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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