I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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