now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize
