I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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