Umm I'm too high to move.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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