Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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