Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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