I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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