You're so nebulous sometimes
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Two words: nipple clamps
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