the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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