then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
