I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I need water and some morals
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