(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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