Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Randomize
