im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
