I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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