Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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