You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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