JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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