Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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