im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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