He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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