I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
