found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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