Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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