Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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