can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
wow bdsm is so cute
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