What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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