So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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