She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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