I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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